Tatiana Delaunay Insomnia Radio Hour

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Radio host speaks in radio host tone.

You are tired.

I know you are, because I know you. I think you are the most important person in the entire world.

Another thing I know, is you have been having bad sleep.

Baaad. And that is ok too. Because I can help you. If you let me.

This is Insomnia Radio Hour, and I am your host.

I have been scared of talking about ASMR Because I always mix it up with BDSM

And you know what this means? It does not mean I have dyslexia

It means all those little shortcuts we have

The acronyms

FOMO NASA NATO

AIDS

LOL

ASAP

YOLO

BOGO

RADAR

DIY

PIN

& DVDS

They are frauds disguised as helpers They promise to save you some time But all they do is make you more confused Which is why, I mix up ASMR

with BDSM. They do not have anything in common Expect from the letters M & S.

The only acronym I will ever respect Is SOS Because then I can assume you are in a legitimate situation in which your time Cannot be wasted by spelling out the entire word.

Other than that, When you go to IKEA, Please, Why not say instead,

I am going to Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnary.

Relax!

You’re already going to IKEA. What could go wrong? The initials refer to the founder’s name, His family farm and his home town.

They deserve to be honoured.

And if you truly believe you

YOLO You Only Live Once Which by the way, I have to say, I have serious doubts about, You might as well take the time to have a proper human conversation,

Before you hopefully RIP.

Now, I did not mean to talk to you about death that early in the evening,

Death will come later,

I meant to talk about Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response And I apologise if you expected Bondage Discipline Dominance and Submission Masochism But there will be none tonight.